Monster High: Halloween Special

In the words of some famous old manster, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.” Well, no offense to that boo, but...I disagree. I mean, each Hallow’s Eve normies wrap themselves in toilet paper and bedsheets and call themselves monsters? As if their flannel rags could touch our Clawdeen Wolf booriginal designs... Ghouls, there is nothing scarier than a bad costume.

Luckily, Headmaster Frankenstein and Draculaura are throwing a carnival for the real monsters guaranteed to genuinely send chills down their spines. Monster High is packed with booths: whack-a-molar, pin the wing on the dragon, spiderweb candy, and even a maze of frightmares. Halloween may be a boring normie howliday, but you never know what, or who, might be lurking around the coroner. Happy Halloween, ghouls.

—XOXO CryptCrier